[KurtistheTurtle]

Ernir, sorry to pick on you. I just found this post and it is far too amusing to pass up.

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In my life, I have had a crush on four girls.


Girl 1: Turns out she hates me.
Girl 2: I never told her anything. Possibly because I was a bit burned from earlier.
Girl 3: We barely knew each other at the time. Had she liked me too, it would have been a statistical miracle.

That last one was in 2005. And as of last week, I bring you...

Girl 4: She is into another guy.




I wish I could turn this girl-nonsense off. It never brings me any happiness.

Ormur said:

(Strange typing this in English here rather than just asking you but) When I saw that first on your blog I though whether you were in the same "situation" again and the second post just confirmed it. I guess that's how shew knew about it.

She seems to be taking it pretty well, not that it's much consolation to you.

Well, I can't claim to know what your going through but it sucks.

I guess you'll want to discuss it some more soon, next weekend maybe?

Ernir said:

Sounds like a plan. I will call you tomorrow.




(Also, let it be known that the "email notification of replies" system does officially not work for me on this forum.)

Ilkori said:

So how's things?

Ernir said:

Hey, the email notification worked this time.


Things are less terrible. =/

She is in a blissfully happy relationship with Mr. Other Guy now. I am still a bit of a mess.
Trying to look at other girls now. There are some pretty ones at work. =/

I'll live. Whether I like it or not, I always seem to do so.

Lydia said:

Don't look at other girls, make other girls want to look at you. It works!

Amen.

Ormur said:

Poor Ernir.

It tends to play out like that bro. Just roll with it, shit'll eventually go your way.

ORMUR SAID BRO

Ernir said:

Things are now more terrible again. More honest, but most definitely terrible.

ERNIR IS EMO

Ernir said:

He dumped her! That. FUCKING. IDIOT.

And no, it does not help things between me and her. Those things are still pretty much in shambles.

Ilkori said:

Sounds like an idiot. He should stand on the far side of a whale gun while she's captain of the boat.

harsh

Ernir said:

Blah. Now that a tiny bit of time has passed, I am not convinced it was his fault entirely. The girl is far from perfect. =/
Still, it is not like he did not know that when they were starting out. They had known each other for some time.


People are just ridiculous. They do not make any sense.

thats my favorite part about girls

Lydia said:

That's what makes life interesting http://209.85.12.234/2536/31/emo/emot-w00t.gif

KTT's november spam, circa 2005

[Exavian]

Wtf man? Your spam is mighty lately.

[Lydia]

Ormur said bro :)

[Ernir]

To make this story complete...
I ended up hitting on two women in the summer of 2008, one of them turned me down, the other didn't. The one who didn't turn me down and I broke up last August, about two weeks before our "anniversary". There have been no rebounds on my part.

#4 and Other Guy started dating again soon after. They have been together since.



Anything else my dear admirers would like to know about my dating history?

[Lydia]

Did you ever wear her underpants?

[Ernir]

LydiaJ, on Nov 5 2009, 07:15 PM, said:

Did you ever wear her underpants?

No.

She's about 50kg, I wouldn't ever be able to get my 90kg ass into them anyway.

[Ormur]

LydiaJ, on Nov 5 2009, 07:13 PM, said:

Ormur said bro :)

I very much doubt that.

I didn't remember this about #4's and Other Guy's relationship though.

[blowtorch]

Ernir, on Nov 6 2009, 03:18 AM, said:

She's about 50kg, I wouldn't ever be able to get my 90kg ass into them anyway.

If at first you don't succeed, well, you'll just tear them apart...

[Inner]

From my experience with wimmenz, more often then not if you are a rather large ass with them they seem to like ya more. Now, it is not neccessairly that women like being treated like crap, although some do indeed enjoy it for some reason, it's more along the lines of the asshole type guy and what the attributes he has.

This http://www.outpostni...ls/mating3.html was an interesting read and it's pretty much dead on. If you can be funny confident and quite masculine you can increase your chances for mating....or you can just go to a bar and be an ass to the girls who are sloshed and have a 1 night mating :P

[KurtistheTurtle]

don't be an ass. unless you're a teasing ass who is being an ass for fun

just don't be a wuss.

[Inner]

KurtistheTurtle, on Nov 6 2009, 11:27 AM, said:

don't be an ass. unless you're a teasing ass who is being an ass for fun

just don't be a wuss.

Shh.

hey turtle boy....see the pretty asian *hangs in front of face* *throws the pretty asian* Now fetch!

Now that turtle boy is away he'll be slow getting back :P We need a wimmenz opinion here on the issue of holes with asses.

[Veneteaou]

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hey turtle boy....see the pretty asian *hangs in front of face* *throws the pretty asian* Now fetch!

Wow...

[Metalzoa]

Inner, on Nov 6 2009, 08:09 PM, said:

We need a wimmenz opinion here on the issue of holes with asses.

I see Ven already posted. Just Lydia and Catlady left ...

[Inner]

Metalzoa, on Nov 6 2009, 01:26 PM, said:

I see Ven already posted. Just Lydia and Catlady left ...

Didnt know ven was a girl....

huh

the more you know

[Lydia]

Naughty Metal :P

I don't like assholes. I do like someone who wouldn't be afraid to beat the crap out of anyone who broke into my house in the middle of the night.

[Veneteaou]

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Didnt know ven was a girl....

huh

the more you know

What I would like to know is how it ever got around that I was male.

[Inner]

Veneteaou, on Nov 7 2009, 02:29 AM, said:

What I would like to know is how it ever got around that I was male.

For me....mannerisms and the whole king of unfun thing

I dont think too much into things either....I'm one of those ditzy guys :P

[dainbramage]

Ernir, on Nov 6 2009, 06:18 AM, said:

No.

She's about 50kg, I wouldn't ever be able to get my 90kg ass into them anyway.

Your ass weighs 90kg?




technically it should weigh 882N. Oh well

EDIT: And hi to everyone who doesn't use the default skin

This post has been edited by dainbramage: 07 November 2009 - 09:30 AM

[Ernir]

dainbramage, on Nov 7 2009, 02:29 PM, said:

Your ass weighs 90kg?

The mass of my ass is 90kg.


Physicists are the funniest people in the world.

[Exavian]

Ernir, on Nov 7 2009, 10:52 AM, said:

The mass of my ass is 90kg.


Physicists are the funniest people in the world.

I know. Now look at what you've done to my sig!

This post has been edited by Exavian: 07 November 2009 - 12:43 PM